We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.

I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.

I love Gwen Stefani's style, I think she's dope.

Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were doing a lot for his overall appearance...and for my heart rate.

I support women. I'm like a human BRA.