I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!

I was inspired by a question that kept repeating itself in my mind: Could I really change my life? I'd spent so many days, weeks, months, and years thinking about doing things with my life, and now I wanted to know, if I committed to a goal and woke up every single day working hard at it, could I change my life?

One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!

If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.