My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America?
I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.
I support women. I'm like a human BRA.
If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!