I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.