I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.

After all, isn't that what really draws the line between childhood and adulthood, knowing that you are solely responsible for yourself? If so, then my childhood ended at fifteen.

I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.

If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.