I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

I only work with a couple of co-writers who I'm really close with, so they always know what's going on in my life and we talk about things openly, they know every song is true to something that I'm either going through or have gone through before.

Instead, what I was beginning to understand was that however things unfolded from here on, whatever the next chapter was, my life could never be the sum of one circumstance. It would be determined, as it had always been, by my willingness to put one foot in front of the other, moving forward, come what may.

I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.

Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.

I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?