I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.

Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?

I support women. I'm like a human BRA.

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were doing a lot for his overall appearance...and for my heart rate.

I was inspired by a question that kept repeating itself in my mind: Could I really change my life? I'd spent so many days, weeks, months, and years thinking about doing things with my life, and now I wanted to know, if I committed to a goal and woke up every single day working hard at it, could I change my life?