If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.
I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.
Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.
I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.