Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?
We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.