You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.