I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.

I only work with a couple of co-writers who I'm really close with, so they always know what's going on in my life and we talk about things openly, they know every song is true to something that I'm either going through or have gone through before.

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.