If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.
Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.
My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.
Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?
I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.
I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.