We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
After all, isn't that what really draws the line between childhood and adulthood, knowing that you are solely responsible for yourself? If so, then my childhood ended at fifteen.
I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.
I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.