God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.

You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

I was inspired by a question that kept repeating itself in my mind: Could I really change my life? I'd spent so many days, weeks, months, and years thinking about doing things with my life, and now I wanted to know, if I committed to a goal and woke up every single day working hard at it, could I change my life?

Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?

I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.