Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!
I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.
I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.