Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.
I support women. I'm like a human BRA.