If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!

Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America?

We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.