If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.

I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

I only work with a couple of co-writers who I'm really close with, so they always know what's going on in my life and we talk about things openly, they know every song is true to something that I'm either going through or have gone through before.