I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.

We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

I only work with a couple of co-writers who I'm really close with, so they always know what's going on in my life and we talk about things openly, they know every song is true to something that I'm either going through or have gone through before.

Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.

Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.

I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!