My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!
If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.
Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.
I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?