I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

I support women. I'm like a human BRA.

OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.

I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?