God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.
Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were doing a lot for his overall appearance...and for my heart rate.
When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.
I support women. I'm like a human BRA.
Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.
I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.