Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.
I support women. I'm like a human BRA.
God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.
Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.
I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.