Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.
I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.
I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.
I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.