I got into songwriting because I'm not very good at communicating sometimes, just my true words, so music was always my way of expressing myself and being able to put things into lyrics that I couldn't say necessarily in my everyday life.

It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.

Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America?

I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?

I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.