I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.

You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.

Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.