Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.

One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!