One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!
You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America?
I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
After all, isn't that what really draws the line between childhood and adulthood, knowing that you are solely responsible for yourself? If so, then my childhood ended at fifteen.