There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!
I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.
I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.