My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America?

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?

After all, isn't that what really draws the line between childhood and adulthood, knowing that you are solely responsible for yourself? If so, then my childhood ended at fifteen.

One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!

It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.