My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.

Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.

OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.

We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.