Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.
God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.
It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.
OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.
All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.
I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.