I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?

I got into songwriting because I'm not very good at communicating sometimes, just my true words, so music was always my way of expressing myself and being able to put things into lyrics that I couldn't say necessarily in my everyday life.

Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?

When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.