I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.
You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.
It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.
Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.
I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.
I support women. I'm like a human BRA.