I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.
Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?
We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?
When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.