I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.

I grew up around a lot of boys - all my friends on my street were boys, so I was the only girl for a while hanging out with them. I have a little bit of a tomboy aspect; I love to be comfortable. But, I do have a sexy girly side as well - I just love sportswear.

I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.

Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?

When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.