I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.
I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
I support women. I'm like a human BRA.
I love Gwen Stefani's style, I think she's dope.