I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.
God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!
You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?
Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser...I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my shower/tub, until now. The Ava Anderson scrubbing cleanser is amazing! Cleans the toughest dirty spots and smells absolutely delightful. LOVE IT!