I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

After all, isn't that what really draws the line between childhood and adulthood, knowing that you are solely responsible for yourself? If so, then my childhood ended at fifteen.

I love Gwen Stefani's style, I think she's dope.

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America?

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.