Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.
If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.
One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!