Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.

I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.

I got into songwriting because I'm not very good at communicating sometimes, just my true words, so music was always my way of expressing myself and being able to put things into lyrics that I couldn't say necessarily in my everyday life.

You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?

You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.