Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.

I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.

I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.

When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.

After all, isn't that what really draws the line between childhood and adulthood, knowing that you are solely responsible for yourself? If so, then my childhood ended at fifteen.

You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?