Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!

Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.