I'm a firm believer of wine.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I'd see them looking around the room and watch them taking in the people laughing. On some level, that comforted them.

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

Nowadays everybody's a feminist - male, female, trans. Gender's so passé they don't even care anymore. They know what equal rights are, they know what it's about, and everybody is standing toe-to-toe strong about it and really fighting.

If you're a woman and you've decided to step in front of people on any kind of platform and say that you have feelings about anything, you are committing a radical act. People view it as such, so you might as well actually commit a radical act.

Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation.