Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter.

Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer.

I had self-doubt about whether my story was interesting to people. I didn't want to write something that was anecdotal. It was important to me that people would get something out of my book. I want people to read it and say, "Now I don't feel so alone," or "I'm going to remember that next time I'm being an asshole."

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.