I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.

I think the craziest thing I heard, and this guy's not even nominated, he's from Texas...he said there's no reason that women shouldn't carry a stillborn baby to term, and that it's an excuse to have an abortion if she doesn't want to. She should just let nature take its course from start to finish. Literally forcing birth of a fetus that died in the womb.

One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.

There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."

If you're a woman and you've decided to step in front of people on any kind of platform and say that you have feelings about anything, you are committing a radical act. People view it as such, so you might as well actually commit a radical act.

Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky.

Having an enemy that is visible out in the daylight is a good thing.