Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer.

Legislators could easily be out-voted if people voted in midterm elections. The fact that we don't talk about all this stuff [ abortion rights, LGBTQ rights, or voting rights] very much because Donald Trump and the general election is sucking all the air out of the room - if people aren't paying attention to their state, they're certainly not paying attention to what's happening in other states.

Having an enemy that is visible out in the daylight is a good thing.

Nowadays everybody's a feminist - male, female, trans. Gender's so passé they don't even care anymore. They know what equal rights are, they know what it's about, and everybody is standing toe-to-toe strong about it and really fighting.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.