I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.

I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’