I just always loved comedy and I really wanted to be good at it. And it was heartbreaking, 'cause I started and I wasn't good at it. I was only 17-years-old, so I had a lot to learn about life in general. But I just kept on trying. I was young enough and stupid enough and I had no other choice. I had nothing else I was good at.

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.

Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

I love comedians. They're my community.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.