I just always loved comedy and I really wanted to be good at it. And it was heartbreaking, 'cause I started and I wasn't good at it. I was only 17-years-old, so I had a lot to learn about life in general. But I just kept on trying. I was young enough and stupid enough and I had no other choice. I had nothing else I was good at.

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.