The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

My last name is Szekely. Sounds like Saykay. When I was a little kid I had an instructor in camp who called me Shnizneckely. He would make fun of my name and it hurt my feelings because I was a little pussy and I cried. He said, 'Well, how do you say it?' I said, Seekay. So he wrote 'C.K' on my jersey and everything. He made my name 'C.K' and I just stuck with it.

Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.