The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.

If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

Working in TV and navigating success is a tricky thing. It's easier to navigate the hard work of starting out because you just do anything they let you do, but once you get into an orbit, after the thrusters have pushed you into the orbit, now you have to navigate that orbit. There's no choices when you're starting out. You're just like, "Please, let me do anything." But then it turns around and it's like, "We'll let you do anything".

I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.

Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.