The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

Everything that people say is testable.

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

Either I'll never get rich from the show but remain intensely proud of the work and stand behind every second of it, or it catches on and I'll make my money down the road.

People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound. They're like, 'It was the worst day of my life. We didn't board for 20 minutes and they made us sit there on the runway for 40 minutes.' Oh really? What happened next? Did you fly in the air, incredibly, like a bird? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight you non-contributing zero?'

Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.