There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !

My last name is Szekely. Sounds like Saykay. When I was a little kid I had an instructor in camp who called me Shnizneckely. He would make fun of my name and it hurt my feelings because I was a little pussy and I cried. He said, 'Well, how do you say it?' I said, Seekay. So he wrote 'C.K' on my jersey and everything. He made my name 'C.K' and I just stuck with it.

The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.

When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage.

I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.