I had five dollars in the bank that I couldn't have for three days until they charged me another 15. Leaving me with -10. What does that mean? I don't even have no money any more. I wish I had nothing. But I don't have it. I don't have that much. I have not ten. Negative ten. I can't afford to buy something that doesn't cost anything. I can only afford to get something that costs you give me ten dollars.
Louis C. K.A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
Louis C. K.I've always benefited from knowing machines well, because it's freedom, it gives you freedom, I always knew that.
Louis C. K.