I like all ladies of all different ages.

I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know?

It's just a big excuse to say awful things.

A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'

You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.