I like all ladies of all different ages.

I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.

You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.

What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.