My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!
Louis C. K.I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.
Louis C. K.If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it.
Louis C. K.When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.
Louis C. K.