My bank is the worst. They are screwing me. You know what they did to me? They're charging me money for not having enough money. Apparently, when you're broke, that costs money.

It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with You Tube and all the other stuff online.

I grew up in a generation that had exponential technological advances.

Working in TV and navigating success is a tricky thing. It's easier to navigate the hard work of starting out because you just do anything they let you do, but once you get into an orbit, after the thrusters have pushed you into the orbit, now you have to navigate that orbit. There's no choices when you're starting out. You're just like, "Please, let me do anything." But then it turns around and it's like, "We'll let you do anything".

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.