One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !