One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.

Everything that people say is testable.

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.

If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.

You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.