When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with You Tube and all the other stuff online.

There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !

I was driving in Manhattan. There's traffic, nobody's moving... The guy behind me is honking just at me. He kept yelling at me. I decided that I'm gonna argue with this guy, but I'm gonna argue about something else. I'm not having his argument; I'm having mine. So, he's like, 'Go!' And I go, 'Well give me back my jacket!' And he stopped. I was like, 'Yeah, you got my jacket! Give it back! I said you could borrow it, not have it! You're stretching it out, you fat pig! Give it back, now!' He got back in his car, and he locked his doors.

It's just a big excuse to say awful things.

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.