When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

People are always fighting for attention with things now because there's so much content. Actually, if you don't tell people stuff - you just keep your mouth shut - you don't have to whisper it, you just don't yell. Take the bullhorn off your mouth and it's a secret.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

I've had two great years, probably five good years. So I had 20 years of just kind of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All these things. There's no way I'm ever going to catch up to the misery years. It's impossible... If I don't do anything dumb or I don't get a disease or something, and then I've got to five to eight years I think where it'll really be great and then it will start to degenerate like uranium, you know?

Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it's a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.