There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with You Tube and all the other stuff online.

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.

I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.

All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad; talking is good.

There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.