I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
Louis C. K.I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
Louis C. K.You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.
Louis C. K.I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.
Louis C. K.