I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, "You hips. You hips need to get it together."

My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.

I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.

I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid thing to say. First of all you're making 'em feel bad for being really happy, which isn't fair. And second of all: divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it's true, because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. It's really that simple.