My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.

We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about.

The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.

The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.