When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.
Louis C. K.I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.
Louis C. K.I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
Louis C. K.Youโll be fine. Youโre 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Donโt avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. take a breath. Youโll be okay. Even if you donโt feel okay all the time.
Louis C. K.I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well, I guess I, uh... I guess I said something, and, uh... and then she got her feelings hurt." That's a weird way to phrase it: "She got her feelings hurt. I said something, and then she..." Could you more remove yourself from responsibility? "She got her feelings hurt." It's like saying, "Yeah, I shot this guy in the face, and then I guess he got himself murdered. I don't know what happened. He leaned into it."
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