For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you

You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.