You have to be able to do a bunch of things at once, and not think about things you're not doing while you're doing other things. You have to be disciplined about not trying to do everything, all at the same time. It's hard and fun.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

Stand-up is probably the most solo performance in art.

I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy