You have to be able to do a bunch of things at once, and not think about things you're not doing while you're doing other things. You have to be disciplined about not trying to do everything, all at the same time. It's hard and fun.

People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound. They're like, 'It was the worst day of my life. We didn't board for 20 minutes and they made us sit there on the runway for 40 minutes.' Oh really? What happened next? Did you fly in the air, incredibly, like a bird? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight you non-contributing zero?'

If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.

I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value of them. I know what they can do.