I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.
I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate.
Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.
I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.
I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.
My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.