People are always fighting for attention with things now because there's so much content. Actually, if you don't tell people stuff - you just keep your mouth shut - you don't have to whisper it, you just don't yell. Take the bullhorn off your mouth and it's a secret.

Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.

I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.

People are always fighting for attention with things now because there's so much content. Actually, if you don't tell people stuff - you just keep your mouth shut - you don't have to whisper it, you just don't yell. Take the bullhorn off your mouth and it's a secret.