Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... "Sir, could you please stop?"

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.