Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true.

You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.