Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true.

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together.

I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... "Sir, could you please stop?"

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.

It's just a big excuse to say awful things.