I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.

You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.