I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier; it goes quicker. She's like, "What's wrong with you?" And I'm like, "I know! Damn it! Argh!"

There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.