I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.

When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.