I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.

Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.

Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.