I don't feel those limits when I'm on stage. For some reason, audiences let me get away with things. Remember, it's all comedy. Words. Thoughts. All thoughts are safe and worth exploring.

God is like a shitty girlfriend.

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.

Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, "Those Chinese people, they can fly!" "You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!"

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value of them. I know what they can do.

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.