Expensive quality work doesn't cost more - it pays.

Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody, fall in love and get married. Then get divorced. Because that's the best part. Divorce is forever! It really actually is. Marriage is for how long you can hack it. But divorce just gets stronger like a piece of oak. Nobody ever says 'oh, my divorce is falling apart, it's over, I can't take it.'

You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.

How do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women. Globally and historically, we're the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women... You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.

There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.