I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.

I grew up in a generation that had exponential technological advances.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

My kids and I figured out that there’s a third kind of person, and I don’t know what you call them, but it’s somebody who sees that the glass is always full because it’s half full with water and half full with nothing, so that’s the third kind of person. I don’t know what it is.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.