I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

I don't have a brother in real life.

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.

The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.

...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.