There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.

My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.

When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don't let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.